my pants

Why does everyone make fun of my pants?

They're just pants why not give them a chance?

I like the fit, i like the cut.

I like the way they make me feel when i strut.

I'm just being me my name is lance.

so everyone stop making fun of my pants.

- the lonely island

Family problems.

My family always seems to get in trouble with the law. First  my sister for attempting to rob a bank and also stealing 2 little boys from a near by park. My brother for stealing someone's mustache off their face, AND now my Grandma for stealing money from a restaurant!! 

What is wrong with this family?!

God Bless

-Bonnie

Artichokes.

Who else thinks that Artichokes look AMAZING?!

My Role Model.

I think I'm moving to Alaska.

Why?

Because Sarah Palin lives there, and she inspires me.

Plus my cousin twice removed is named Sarah... hehe...

anywho... VOTE 4 PALIN 2012!!

-Bonnie

Choco-Choco Chip?!

Today.

Today.

Today.

I came across this bakery with the most stellar awesome crazy cookies ever!!!!! They have this  cooke the size of an elephant I swear. Don't believe me? I put a picture here for you guys.

Awesome rightt??

Mr. Dingles, Bartles, and Clamchucks all say hello!

All my dearest love.

-BONNIE

Chickens

Today, my Mom bought me a chicken and I named her Clamchucks. She and my hamster, Bartles get along very well. They like to run around the chicken coop attacking one another. Just about 2 minutes ago it was getting pretty bloody in there. But I got my Lysol wipes and cleaned that mess up!

Patricia Lushis seems to be dead today, that's not good. We have an important gig coming up, and she's is not around!!!!!! How could you? You are very close to getting kicked out of the band!

Here's a question for you ladies and gents, "Are you wearing black socks or white socks?"

Place your answer in the comments!!

Until next time.

-Bonnie.

Hey Everyone!

Hello Bloggers!

My name is Bonnie and this is my first time doing this kind of thing. Today, I saw a film as I recall it was a horror film. The movie was titled, The Uninvited. It was a stellar-crazy movie and me and my girlfriends thought it had a pretty good plot to it, during the end it made me think about my life and Bartles, my dying Hamster.

Well, let's talk about something else now! Oh, if anyone of you is in a BIG giant slump then here's some cool news! I'm starting a band with Patricia Lushis. You may know her as the toaster lady, or Mickee D's #1 cashier! We're looking for a stellar bass player so.. no such luck. We're hoping to get a gig at the local Juice Bar called, "The Crave." Mhmm.. Rhiboflavin.. Try their new flavors! No, I don't get paid extra for ads on my Blog.

Anyway, Until next time!

-Bonnie.